Normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you have a fifty-fifty chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal. You’ve got a 25%, at best, of beating me. And then you add in Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way, at Sacrifice, you have a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning, but I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle knows he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance, and you’ve got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one-on-one, and then add 66 and 2/3 percent, I have 141 and 2/3 percent chance of winning at Sacrifice. You see Joe, the numbers don’t lie.
Holy shit, Meg.